Here is a sample of puns that my Shakespeare class came up with by way of knock knock jokes...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Shamu made a big splash!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Afro.
Afro who?
Afro you out the window.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ashley.
Ashley who?
Ashley, I'm at the wrong door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my valentine?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cusick.
Cusick who?
Cusick of Shakespeare yet?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orsino.
Orsino who?
Hear no evil, speak no evil, Orsino evil.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dive.
Dive who?
Dive? I'm sixteen.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan I can't stand you.
4 comments:
haHA! wow, you remembered like, all of these without even (t'my knowledge) writin' 'em down.
Just 'cause i feeeel like it...
I made up the "Cusick" 'n "Evan" ones.
'N seein' as how I'm currently the only one commenting on th'blog, I can say, without repercussions, well, not yet at least, that I am awesome. Actually, i mean, I'd even call myself godly.
Really.
Hey, remember what I said a couple lines up? I didn't mean that peeps. I's sorry. You're all awesome.
Better nao?
You said you made up the Cusick knock knock joke in our class . . .You didn't even make it up though. This is plagarism.
anonymous
Post a Comment